I read a series of posts on one of my new favorite blogs (golfwidow.net) filled with silly questions and even sillier answers. It was so entertaining, I decided it would be a great way to let you all get to know a little more about me. I will take them, just a few at a time, so as not to overwhelm you.
So lets get this party started!
Are you an innie or an outie?
Innie. My belly button was always one of my favorite parts of my body. And I am happy to say that I made it through the belly button piercing trend of the late 90′s without a scratch.
Have you ever written a song?
Yes. Several actually. No I am not a songwriter.
The only full on original song was in High School. I was REALLY mad at my step father. It is called “Homie Socks”. I am not going to share the lyrics as they have been lost to time, but the gist of it was that he was a veiled racist. He is not, I was just looking for something to hate about him at that moment. Step family; its tough.
I have also written like a thousand song parodies. This is a thing in my family. We must be related to Weird Al distantly. When I was in High School I even performed one in my Junior class “Sing”. I took the title song from Hair and made it about big 80′s style hair. Now that I think about it, not as much a parody as an update.
Can you make change for a dollar right now?
Maybe? I am at home and we do have a LARGE collection of coins that need to be brought to the bank, so i guess the real answer is yes. If you mean can I reach in my pocket and give you change, no. As stated, I am at home, which means the old wallet is in my purse and not by my side. I am also not the mint, so I do not “make” change anyway
ok, enough for today. there are 100 of these questions and I look forward to answering all of them for you.