Sunday was the annual showing of The Simpsons “Treehouse of Horror”. Every year they take the time to parody current events and media in as gorey a way as possible. You may have not even noticed it, but in the end, the excess of the american public was in the flames.
Lisa: Halloween is over. Which means, America, it’s time to start your Christmas shopping. Infuse our stagnate economy with dollars we don’t really have.
Bart: And whatever you do, avoid the urge to make homemade gifts.
Marge: Knitting one sweater for someone costs twenty-seven Americans their jobs.
My husband slapped my hip and pointed at the TV. See? I was costing people jobs. I had to point out to him that I MAKE things then SELL them, so yes, people making sweaters for gifts instead of buying from me is costing jobs. Of course the happy compromise is people buying my patterns and knitting the items themselves, a win-win in my mind
Want to knit your own Homer and Marge for the holidays? The patterns are available on Ravelry for FREE! And if you need help knitting in the round, you can check out my FREE video tutorials available on Youtube. Boy, am I generous!



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